They will use anything you said against you when it suits them

They will take what you think you might like a tiny bit, amp it up till eleven, and still find a way to make you beg for it

They will laugh at you when you’re vulnerable

They will rub it in your face when you can’t cum in whatever ridiculous way they decided you get to cum

They will hook you in with shits and giggles and inescapable adorableness

They will just sit back and relax till you work yourself up into a desperate ball of frenzy just begging to do what the hell ever evil concoction of depraved things makes them tick, just for their amusement.

Hence the probability of cumming when you think you need to is probably about 0.00392%

I told you, they are Capital E -vil.