Finding an Appropriate Property

Finding Appropriate Accommodation

by Akeri Nabri

March 2001

Avoiding issues requires ensuring that the real estate agent involved in the lifestyle is either knowledgeable or at least open-minded.

The Basics

Describe your needs in detail and with specificity when searching for a property. Ensure they understand that you are:

Professionals.
Do not have minors (children)
Have pets (i.e., two dogs, a cat, and a fish)
Living a very active but private lifestyle requires something a little out of the ordinary.

Needs

Accommodations sought are:

Windows and doors which allow for easy treatment to provide complete discretion while in the house; after all, we like to roam around nude much of the time.
We need to be able to install a new digital entry system in this room, which only we can access.
The soundproofing and insulation are important because we don’t want to pay much for air conditioning, but also to prevent neighbours complaining and the interference by city noise ordinances.
Sufficient external power access for security cameras over most points of entry and surrounding property edges to the street.
A Living Room/Parlour large enough to host parties of 8-10 people
A Dining Room able to manage a full dining set with added features
A Kitchen with room for a large serving and food preparation area, full-size stove and double fridge.
Three additional rooms or two bedrooms and a full basement.
Three bathrooms, complete with a shower, and one with space for a bathtub.
An attic isn’t required, but it’s a bonus, as it provides a fun place to practice witchcraft and other activities that require discretion.
Is having a bedroom strictly for our (human) pets out of order for consideration?
A space where the majority of fetish activities occur, which is locked to prevent access by non-participants or children (see the article on Integrating a Family with the Lifestyle).

Details

A comfortable master bedroom to handle a king-size bed, vanity, and wardrobe as well as a couple of pieces of fetish furniture.

The space for a home office can be isolated from the rest of the house for quiet reflection and concentration. It must be large enough to accommodate a comprehensive set of office, computing, and photographic equipment, with at least 8 power outlets.

Given the amount of time spent gaming a space suitable for a wide diversity of games so a relatively large open space or very large second bedroom which can be transformed.

A semi or unfinished basement would be nice if the third bedroom isn’t available, allowing us to ramp up an industrial / home slave-type dungeon. No, we’re not kidding and very specific about this space being available to convert into a sex and fetish dungeon, including space for various props and equipment for suspension, torture. We want to be able to paint the dungeon black or decorate it in a macabre style.

The yard should be as private as possible, preferably with high (2 meters should be sufficient) solid walls, because I’ll be peeing in it more often than the average homeowner, and frequently am romping seminude with friends in the area.

I'd prefer not to be right next to a church because the temptation to fornicate against the back walls would be stronger than the force of god.